"By now, I know the way,"
So today begins my 52nd trip around the sun. I feel like I've been here before. It seems like each lap takes less time than the last one.
Hey. Maybe that's what's causing Global Warming. The only way that each rotation could take less time is if A) Time is moving faster (which I doubt), or B) the earth is actually getting closer to the sun.
There's plenty of evidence to support B). Rising sea levels, melting ice caps, earthquakes in Oklahoma - Oh Wait! That's a different man-made environmental disaster.
Could it be that Global Warming is actually nothing more than my birthday present from the universe? Hmmm.
I wonder if I can give it back.